Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Some rambling..

I've been so tired lately. That deep down bone-tired. And I don't know why.. I've been getting enough sleep, but I never feel rested in the morning. Just tired. But I'm not minding that so much. I'm kinda going with the flow.

I have absolutely nothing to write about. But that's what I do best, talk about nothing. It comes with working with the public, I guess. You have to be able to make a lot of small talk, inoffensive small talk.

That means no: politics and/or religion. Or any hot topics. We're actually taught this in cosmetology school. There were a few other laughable things we were taught, like: bathe often, dress nicely, don't stink, and wear clean underwear. Yes, they told us to wear clean underwear. I guess in case we need to go to the emergency room, because god forbid we have messy undies when we're near death.

I never understood that. If I'm near death, the last thing I'm going to worry about is what my underwear looks like. In fact, depending on how I get that close to death, I will very likely have messed my undies somewhere along the line. And if I were a doctor, I'm sure I'd have seen worse than dirty knickers.

Speaking of knickers, I got my Victoria's Secret catalog today. If I ever wanted to look like a model, I'd want to look like one of them. These are no clothes hanger type models.. They have amazing bodies. Curvy yet athletic. And they're pretty! I never understood why the supermodel went away. Now we have these plain, awkward, painfully thin women strutting down the runways. Who needs to be that thin? Eat a damn sandwich!


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